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I’ve seen a leprechaun

One thing I love about living in Eugene are all of the characters that I see on a regular basis. Almost all UO students dress totally normally, but lots of the other denizens in Eugene are rather unusual. Hippies are the most obvious subculture visible, but there are also a lot of others like punks and the occasional lite Goth. Some notable individuals include a barefoot, dreadlocked, mandolin growing pot farmer, a guy in a fox skin hat who plays the didgeridoo, and a leprechaun.

Yes, you read that correctly. A leprechaun. He wears a green bowler, a vest, shorts with striped knee socks, has a pointy goatee and smokes a pipe. His backpack has a bong sticking out of it and a cauldron attached. I’m honestly uncertain whether he intentionally dresses like a leprechaun or if it’s all a crazy coincidence.

I’ve been tempted to ask him about his pot of gold.




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Improper Birthday Songs

Nothing gets under my skin more than when people say “cha-cha-cha” between verses of Happy Birthday. That is the most tacky and mind numbingly stupid thing anyone could possibly do and anyone who does it should really break that atrocious habit. If I was a dictator or absolute monarch any offender would be shot on sight. Ok, maybe that’s a bit far. Still, I really hate that chachahca shit. On my seventeenth birthday my siblings thought it would be really funny if they did it to me. I had everyone resing the song the proper way.



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