I wrote this post for you and exclusively for you, because you are so awesome and worthy of such honors and distinctions. You merit this because you took time out of your presumably busy schedule to read this. Granted when one is the subject of something written for the sole purpose of honoring them basic decency would require they read it, but I know you have better things to do being the awesome person that you are. I hope you have an awesome day, you special reader. Now go out there and resume doing the stuff that makes you so exceptional!